(Upon arrival at the office parking garage)
T: Is there a helicopter in the building?
(Upon departure from the office parking garage)
T: That helicopter is STILL here!
A (hours later): by the way, that “helicopter” is the buzz of generators.
Sights and Smells
A: Have you noticed the smell in this place?
T: You mean like evaporated urine? YES!
A: Taste this water. It tastes weird to me.
T: (tastes the water) Yeah - like someone washed their feet in it.
A: You ordered the noodles again?
T: (Sighs) Yes. It feels the safest. (Smells the noodles and jumps back)
A: What happened?
T (about to cry): It smells like dog food...
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode!