Tuesday, February 26, 2008

A little more...

T&A at work...

(Upon arrival at the office parking garage)
T: Is there a helicopter in the building?
Everyone: ---

(Upon departure from the office parking garage)
T: That helicopter is STILL here!

A (hours later): by the way, that “helicopter” is the buzz of generators.

Sights and Smells

A: Have you noticed the smell in this place?

T: You mean like evaporated urine? YES!


A: Taste this water. It tastes weird to me.

T: (tastes the water) Yeah - like someone washed their feet in it.


A: You ordered the noodles again?

T: (Sighs) Yes. It feels the safest. (Smells the noodles and jumps back)

A: What happened?

T (about to cry): It smells like dog food...

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode!

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